Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Karma Is a Bitch

It's raining quite a bit today as a cold front passes through and I'm wondering what the heck is happening in America after watching Jon Stewart's show from last night (if blocked because of your location, you should be able to see some of the videos like the one on forced vaginal probes on the show's Facebook page). While still shaking my head at the insanity, I was quite happy to receive this video in an email (thanks Becky).  The video is actually pretty old (at least 2006), but I'd never seen it before and if you haven't either, then I think you'll get a kick out of it too. 



I've watched the video 4 times now and giggle every time. Watch it the first time and keep your eye on the woman crossing the street. Then watch it again and see what happens to the jerk in the car. Serves him right. Probably Gingrich's campaign manager - and that's his grandmother.


I have also launched a blog page for my book called, what else - ASailofTwoIdiots.blogspot.com. Be sure to check it out. I've got the promotional video on there for those who haven't see it yet, as well as two excerpts. I'll add more every week until the book is out and you can read the whole kit and kaboodle. For those of you who have already bought the book, thanks so much. The Kindle version is expected to be out first and the paper copy on shelves not too long after that. I think both are still planned for April. Yes, it's getting exciting!


Still procrastinating? Here are some funnies:

“There are 8 million dead people who are still registered to vote. As a matter of fact, they're the group that's most passionate about Mitt Romney.” Conan O'Brien

 “China's vice president was in Los Angeles today. When he got off the plane, he apologized for his problem with the language. Apparently, his interpreter doesn't speak Spanish.” Jay Leno

“CNN is letting viewers ask the candidates questions at its next Republican debate. It’ll be awkward when they're like, ‘This question’s from Mark in Texas.’ Mark asks: ‘What else is on?’” Jimmy Fallon

“Yesterday Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Mitt Romney all said that if elected president they would eliminate porn. In a related story, President Obama has already been re-elected.” Conan O'Brien

“Romney, Gingrich, Santorum spent their week lecturing America about the morality of birth control. You know, you guys don’t need birth control, you are birth control.” Bill Maher