Here's a tweet someone sent: @jmexo: Oh god it's Friday the 13th. As if my life isn't already one big ball of bad luck, let's throw a day dedicated to it at everyone!!!!!
In unrelated news...There's a blogger (Hunter) that's been writing as if he's Mitt Romney scribbling in his diary. Sometimes it's pretty funny. I got a kick out of yesterday's so thought I'd post a bit in case you think so too:
..."SEC filings are not legally binding things; they are more like yearbook
signatures to be given to the government. Hello, government, how are
you, this was a fine year, was it not hilarious when I gave that fellow a
haircut that one time, and so forth.
It is a good opportunity to remind
the government that you are a successful unit of wealth, but not so
successful that you ought to be taxed for it—that sort of thing. None of
it is of actual legal significance.
Today I am traveling to the Wyoming home of previous vice presidential unit Richard "Dick" Cheney...Apparently the former vice president is a greatly irritable unit, and
an aficionado of torture, extradition and firing shotguns into the
faces of his acquaintances. The descriptions of him make him sound so
ominous that I had to ask my staff whether or not he was perhaps on bath
salts.
Among my instructions: Do not make any sudden movements. Do not
mention anything regarding Richard Nixon. Always announce yourself when
entering a room, and avoid lingering in the former vice president's many
blind spots."
Good advice...And this doesn't have anything to do with anything either, but it made me laugh out loud.
Everybody have a good day and an even better weekend.
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