Ok, these are funny!! Got 'em from Huffington Post.
Probably has a dog named "Fire."
Really? The deputy really said that?
Oh, is that all?
Must have been a New Yorker.
I love criminals (& cops) with a sense of humor.
Did Rumsfeld write this?
They scare me too.
What was in that thing?
Burp. Do you smell bacon?
Why people have dogs.